So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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