well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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