yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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