im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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