I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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