Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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