My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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