is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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