Nicole vs. Life
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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