I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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