he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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