There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Randomize
