Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
40s are totally the cure
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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