CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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