I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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