Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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