Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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