one two three fourrrrnication!
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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