party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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