I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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