I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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