he puts the penis in happiness.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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