A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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