Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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