There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i dont even know how to be here
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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