You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
40s are totally the cure
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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