So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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