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my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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