Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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