how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just had sex bonerless
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
