I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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