we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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