We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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