do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
