shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
