Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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