try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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