Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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