IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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