And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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