oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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