Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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