these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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