Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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