Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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