As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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