I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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