I don't think brook has ever known best
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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