just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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