rhymes with "ouble enetration"
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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